The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Shrader trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.