The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Shrader will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shrader's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.