The Wide Left Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Shrader's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.