The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.