The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Shepard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.