The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.