The Snap Count Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Shepard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
76%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.