The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Shepard, Shepard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.