The Butter-Finger Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.