The Butter-Finger Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Shepard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.