The Snap Count Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Shepard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.