The Snap Count Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shepard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.