The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shepard was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.