The Butter-Finger Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Shepard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.