The Shadow Coverage Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Shepard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.