The Inch-Short Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shepard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.