The Dropped Pass Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shepard was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shepard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.