The Shadow Coverage Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shepard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.