The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- A mysterious flag erases Shepard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Shepard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shepard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.