The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shepard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.