The Inch-Short Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Shepard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shepard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.