The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Shepard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.