The Sack Spiral Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Garbage time arrives early for Tagovailoa: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tagovailoa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.