The Sideline-Scold Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Tagovailoa scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tagovailoa, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.