The Hamstring Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
76%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tagovailoa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.