The Snap Count Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- The play clock hits zero on Tagovailoa four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Tagovailoa gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
82%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tagovailoa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.