The Overthrow Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- The play clock hits zero on Tagovailoa four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Tagovailoa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.