The Checkdown Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Tagovailoa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Tagovailoa will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Tagovailoa, Tagovailoa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.