The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Tagovailoa throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tagovailoa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.