The Hamstring Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Tagovailoa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tagovailoa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.