The Late Scratch Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Tagovailoa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tagovailoa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.