The Hamstring Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Tagovailoa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Tagovailoa, Tagovailoa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.