The Sideline-Scold Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Tagovailoa: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Tagovailoa audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.