The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Tagovailoa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tagovailoa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.