The Bad Snap Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Tagovailoa scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tagovailoa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.