The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Tagovailoa throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
79%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Tagovailoa, Tagovailoa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.