The Overthrow Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- The broadcast shows Tagovailoa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tagovailoa's stadium. Only over Tagovailoa.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tagovailoa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.