The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Tagovailoa will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tagovailoa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.