The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Tagovailoa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tagovailoa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.