The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Tagovailoa will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.