The Kneel-Down Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Tagovailoa, the end zone is a rumor.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Tagovailoa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Tagovailoa, Tagovailoa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.