The Sack Spiral Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Tagovailoa four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Tagovailoa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Tagovailoa, Tagovailoa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.