The Sack Spiral Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Tagovailoa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tagovailoa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.