The Hamstring Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tagovailoa's stadium. Only over Tagovailoa.
- Tagovailoa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tagovailoa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.