The Late Scratch Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Tagovailoa, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.