The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Tagovailoa will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tagovailoa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.