The Pick-Six Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Ref: "Number Tagovailoa, that's a flag." Tagovailoa: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Tagovailoa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tagovailoa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.