The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Tagovailoa gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
76%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tagovailoa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.