The Kneel-Down Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Tagovailoa's stadium. Only over Tagovailoa.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tagovailoa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.