The Bad Snap Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Tagovailoa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tagovailoa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.